I think a writer needs to go on Dancing With the Stars. I bet that Danielle Steel could do a mean tango. Isabel Allende can probably salsa circles around this season's contenders. And Stephen King ... well, I'd tune in to watch him dance.
But the truth is, I want to be on Dancing With the Stars. I've loved to dance all my life, and I've studied ballet, jazz, tap, musical theatre, and Argentinian Tango. The trouble is that I'm not a Star! So I guess I'll just have to keep writing in the hopes that I can work my way into America's consciousness and then become a contender on the show. Surely my future agent will be excited to know I'm open to such methods of self-promotion!
Take note, future agent!
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